4 Cozy Winter Socks That Say, ‘Hey is It Okay If I Turn the Heat On?’

Knit Sock Slippers (Anthropologie, $35.00)

When the inevitable happens after a particularly cold season of not turning the heat on enough and your pipes fucking burst, throw on these cute indoor booties as everything you own is doused in cold water and you are forced to stay with a friend for a few weeks. The boots will say, “I wasn’t being overdramatic – it really was cold,” and, “I told you so!” without you having to say a word.