4 Corset Tops for Unleashing Your Inner Turkey-Leg Eating Wench

Corset Floral Velvet Camisole (Intermix, $395)

If you’re a lowly Renaissance wench in the streets but a highly paid sugar baby in the sheets, cop this gorgeous high-end floral corset! For the price, you’ll show people that you can not only afford the high life, but you don’t mind absolutely destroying it with the grease of wild poultry as you absolutely refuse to eat with a fork and knife. After all, it’s not a diet – it’s a lifestyle!