4 Corset Tops for Unleashing Your Inner Turkey-Leg Eating Wench

Dream Date Black Bustier Backless Top (Lulu, $28)

Are you ready to put away your sensible sweater and pick up two impossibly large pitchers of beer to frame your enormous tits? Get yourself this sexy bustier corset top that will have all the men howling at you at the local tavern by the docks. They’ll all begin chanting, “Feed the wench! Feed the wench!” as you singlehandedly devour a turkey leg the size of your head as they cheer you on. This is what everybody wants, you wench!