4 Christmas Dresses That Say, ‘I’ve Never Had a Dick in My Mouth’

Pick up one of these sexy dresses so everyone can see your butt crack, your taint, your hole and any pube sitch you got going on. If you're feeling shy about your butt, don't, because it's there, and it's meant to be seen by every stranger always. After all, you never get a second chance to make a first impression, so let's wipe the floor with your asses, ladies!