4 Anti-Wrinkle Creams So Effective, No One Will Know You’ve Lived A Full Life

Plantscription SPF 25 Power Anti-Aging Cream (Sephora, $60)

This wrinkle has the double whammy of built-in sunscreen. And dill seed extract supports skin elasticity so that no one will see in your face the look of a woman who has loved and lost, mentored and menteed, fostered plants and animals, and just generally lived a life of yes. Don’t you dare ever show them the truth.