3 Hallmark Movies That Won’t Make You Wet But Won’t Leave You Completely Dry Either

It’s Hallmark movie season! There’s never been a better or more touch-deprived year to enjoy some “horny enough that mom will pick up on it but not so much that the kids will, too” content with some Christmas spirit to boot. So no matter what sort of household you’re spending this season in, you can enjoy 84 minutes of pure wintry escapism with these three Hallmark movies that won’t make you wet but won’t leave you completely dry, either.