3 Backgrounds That Make a Totally Convincing Case That This Selfie Is Not About Your Cleavage

The Emergency Room

It doesn’t have to be a serious injury --you’ll need to be conscious to take the selfie, after all! BUT, if you should happen find yourself for some reason or another laid out on a stretcher in the emergency room and you also just happen to be wearing a low cut top and laying at an angle that makes your breasts look like two loaves of warm golden bread just rising in the oven then by all means, this one’s a freebie.