Uh oh! Did you suppress all memories of these popular toys from the 1980s as a defense mechanism? Fear not! Here’s a list of those awesome toys you loved, and local creeps loved to lure you into their cars with.
A cool accessory that tests the boundaries of personal touching.
Did you skin your knee? There’s bandaids in my van!
Lets explore our pockets too!
Trains you to blindly obey!
Wow that game took forever maybe you should just stay over.
Teddy Ruxpin says everything! But you should not say anything to anyone.
I’ve got a totally sick Nintendo system in the alcove over my parents’ garage where I live.
These smell great!! So does this rag!
I have critters hidden allll the way into the woods.
I will still do anything to get an approval sticker.
Now let’s pull other stuff!
Scooting is awesome! Wait what street is this?
It tastes like FUN! And it tastes funny.
Touch my penis.
Woah, remember these guys?
I could fucking kill your whole family.
Wow that was fun! Remember all those totally awesome toys and totally devastating attempted molestations? Nostalgia!