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Shaved Legs Suggest Woman Recently Saw Parents

Breakthrough? Woman Finally Asks Therapist Where Couch Is From

Huh! New Pants Not Changing Every Single Aspect of Woman’s Life Like She Expected

Watch Out, Biden and Trump! Lucy Is Also Throwing Her Hat in the Ring

‘There’s a Ray of Light in Every Rainstorm,’ Says Woman Just Making Shit Up

Woman With Ten-Step Skincare Routine Hasn’t Washed Makeup Brushes in Years

QUIZ: Are You Close Friends or Do You Hug Every Time You See Each Other?

Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self

Woman’s 12-Minute Voice Note to Friend Includes Ad for Mailchimp

5 Fingerless Gloves Perfect for Masturbating All Winter

Woman Learns Yoga Was Invented Before the Pants

Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing

‘I Don’t Like Labels,’ Says Dude Talking About Genocide

Childhood Love of Mail Replaced With Adult Fear of Mail

Terrible Work-Life Balance? This Woman Spends Entire Workday Working

Help! I Learned What My Friends Do for Work but Now I Don’t Know What They Do for Money

This Shirt Fits Me Perfectly. Here’s Why I Must Cut It Up.

QUIZ: Do You Have Diagnosed OCD or Should You Stop Being Like, ‘OMG I Have OCD’?

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