Author Archives for Zola Ray

Woman Likes Living Alone So She Can Eat Like Michael Rapaport

How to Be Yourself Except When Everyone Is Making Fun of the Thing You Like

Scary! Younger Coworker Is Married

Uh Oh! Person Who Reminds You of Yourself Is Kind of Annoying

Aw! This Woman Thinks She Can Stop Home in Between Errands and Go Back Out

REPORT: Every Shirt Either Too Long or Too Short

REPORT: You’re the Only Person Whose Shorts Ride Up in the Middle

Medication Schedule Harder to Maintain Than Work Schedule

This Woman Would Have a Balanced Diet if She Didn’t Have to Wash Produce

‘I Love Short Kings,’ Says Woman Talking About Men Two Inches Taller Than Her

Woke! This Concerned Citizen on Nextdoor Clarified That This Is Not About Race

I LIVED IT: I Can’t Go to Bed Because My Lava Lamp Finally Started Doing Its Thing

Wow! Friend Who ‘Always Got a Weird Vibe From That Guy’ Didn’t Tell You Until After He Smelled Your Hair

Doctors Hate Her! This Woman Advocates For Herself at the Doctor

REPORT: The Old Lady Sitting Next to You on the Train Sees the Erotic Scene You’re Reading

How to Stop Looking For Flaws in Your Selfies and Start Looking For Medical Issues Instead

How to Love Yourself Even Though You Always Look Too Late to See the Cows on a Road Trip

Why I Stopped Cyberbullying and Started Scrolling Through the Comments to See if Anyone Else Said What I Was Thinking