Author Archives for Olivia Vitarelli

Woman’s Entire Notes App Just Apologetic Text Message Drafts

‘Youth Is Wasted on the Young,’ Says Old Person Who Is Wasting the Old

How to Get Messy Drunk at Your Company Holiday Party Even Though You’re Unemployed

Here Are 5 Couples Costume Ideas, or 10 Costume Ideas If You’re Single

How I Found Love When I Least Expected It by Covering My Eyes and Chanting ‘Hate, Hate, Hate!’

‘I Sold All My Belongings and Backpacked Across the World,’ Says Liar Who Didn’t Sell Her Backpack