Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

Numerous Blinking Lights on Dashboard Probably Fine

Five Guys Introduces Socially Distant Burger

‘I’m a Hugger!’ Says Pervert From a Bygone Era

New Baby Sorta Cocky for Its Age

How To Ignore Texts From Your Ex Like A Republican Ignores White Nationalist Terrorism

So-Called ‘Peacekeeper’ In Friend Group Actually Just A Goddamn Yellow-Bellied Coward