Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

‘I Swear He Looks Better In Person’ Says Friend Showing You Blurry Photo of Bigfoot

Father Figure? Girlfriend Says She’s Gonna Bring the Car Around

woman at dentist

Okay! Dentist Gets a Little Playful While Snapping on Gloves

Uh Oh! I Told My Friends I Didn’t Want Kids and They All Looked Relieved

‘I Think He’s The One,’ Says Friend About To Set Romantic Timeline Back Three Years

How to Refocus Conversations With Your Boss Back to the #FreeBritney Movement

Why I Stopped Saying ‘Sorry’ and Started Tap Dancing Like Mad

Jeff Bezos to Become First Amazon Worker to Get a Break

woman thinking about yogurt with little spoon

So-Called Adult Woman Sure Does Love the Teensy Baby Spoon for Her Little Yogurt

Numerous Blinking Lights on Dashboard Probably Fine

Five Guys Introduces Socially Distant Burger

‘I’m a Hugger!’ Says Pervert From a Bygone Era

New Baby Sorta Cocky for Its Age

How To Ignore Texts From Your Ex Like A Republican Ignores White Nationalist Terrorism

So-Called ‘Peacekeeper’ In Friend Group Actually Just A Goddamn Yellow-Bellied Coward