Author Archives for Megan Russell

‘I Actually Prefer Coke Over Ketamine,’ Says Cool as Fuck Horse

Aw! This Woman Wants to Be Embalmed With Her Pimple Patches On

Phew! Spider in Shower Just 8 Stray Pubes

Baby Bisexual? Bisexual Woman Can’t Stop Putting Keys in Her Mouth

OK, Boomer! This 5-year-old Doesn’t Know His Rising or Moon Sign

I’m Not Like Other Girls…I Still Use Children’s Detangler

small highland cat with brown fur

I Can Tolerate Lactose Because I’m a Fluffy Little Highland Calf

Inspiring! This Woman Set an Intention to Shit More