Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

Nice! Woman Who Used to Be the Smart Sibling Now the Poor One

Parents Just Waiting for Rich Child to Die

Nice! Car Company Announces They’ll Be Carbon Neutral Just in Time for the Icecaps to Have Already Melted

Intuitive Eating? Woman Stops Eating When All of Her Emotional Voids Are Filled

Woman a Hard Worker Unless She’s Tired, Hungry, or Doesn’t Feel Like It

Roommates Who Can’t Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together

REPORT: Everyone Can See That You’re Singing the Alphabet Song in Your Head to Remember the Order of the Letters

Yes! Woman Finally Has Enough Money to Be Grateful for the Little Things

Why I Stopped Using Aluminum Deodorant Because It Was Locked Behind a Glass Case at CVS

Nice! Woman’s ‘Routine’ Changes Every Day

Christian Judge Announces Only Appropriate Ways to Start a Family Are Virgin Birth and Sex With Him

Woman Doesn’t Care About Members of the Royal Family Unless They Haven’t Been Seen for Two Months

Media Trained? Friend Won’t Talk Shit With You

Siblings Communicate Primarily Through Missed Call Notifications

Self-Improvement Book Somehow Only Making Man Worse

Alabama Supreme Court Grants Personhood to the Concept of Sex

Woman Trying to Convince Friends of Man’s Attractiveness Like Shady Used Car Dealer

All of Therapist’s Hard Work Undone After Woman Uses Communal Mirror in Aritzia Fitting Room

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