Author Archives for Lizzie Logan

Show Your Superiority Over Other Women By Leaving Your Tampon In the Longest

How To Bravely Express Your Opinion Now That Everyone Else Shares It

How to Love Your Boyfriend Even If He’s Not Mark Ruffalo

6 Personality Traits Guys HATE In Women (Unless She’s A Hottie)

Why I Think More Girls Should Learn How To Code And Eventually Forget How To Code

Meet Jennifer Maltby, America’s First Openly Basic Mayor

Wanna Feel Old? Ask Your Doctor About Peak Fertility

Wow! This Bride’s All-Male Bridal Party Makes Her Seem Like A Total Bitch

Registered Sex Offender-Only Screening of ‘Manhattan’ Sells Out In Under Five Minutes

4 Spring DIY Projects That Aren’t As Fun As Masturbating to ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’

5 Times ‘SVU’ Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Cops Listening To Rape Victims

How To Talk About Whitewashing Without Revealing You Were Originally Written As A Woman Of Color

Male Gorilla Uses Sign Language To Not Sign Female Gorilla Back

Tiny Wallets That Say, ‘I Want You To Pick Up The Tab’

Women Takes Coworker’s Birthday Cake As A Personal Attack

Is He Fam, Bae, Or A Real Name Like Nate?

Reductress - Horoscopes for Women

Horoscopes That Will Tell You Exactly What You Want to Hear

5 Quick-Dry Nail Polishes For When You Need To Masturbate Right Away