Author Archives for Lauren Grimaldi

How to Prepare to Go Ice Skating by Calling the Paramedics in Advance

Aw! This Woman Finally Found a Man Who Chooses Her

How to Enjoy ‘The Golden Bachelor’ Without Thinking About the Political Opinions of All the Contestants

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Hybrid Work Model? This Woman Only Cries at Her Job on Wednesdays

Man Only Good at Expressing Himself When Outraged

Completely Sober Woman Somehow Still Not Okay to Drive

Brave! This Woman Is Still in the Right Lane Even Though She Has to Turn Left in Ten Miles

‘I Should Go to Grad School,’ Says Woman Whose Hair Is on Fire

Ben Platt Ridicules Reporter for Not Understanding Why He’s Daddy’s Special Little Guy

Olivia Rodrigo’s New Album to Be Highlight of 32-Year-Old’s Summer

‘Haha, Yeah!’ Says Woman Unknowingly Agreeing to the Most Insane Conspiracy Theory She’s Ever Heard

Shocking! This Woman’s Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate Hot Cheetos Today

Sad! Nation Does More to Protect Children From TikTok Than Guns

Wow! This Woman’s Cramps Got So Bad Her Boyfriend Said ‘Aw, That Sucks’

Nepo Baby? This Woman Was Only Born Because Her Parents Were Alive First

How to Get Your Doctor to Believe You by Dying in Front of Them

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How to Celebrate the Anniversary of January 6 by Risking It All for a Man Who Doesn’t Care About You