Author Archives for Lauren Grimaldi

Ben Platt Ridicules Reporter for Not Understanding Why He’s Daddy’s Special Little Guy

Olivia Rodrigo’s New Album to Be Highlight of 32-Year-Old’s Summer

‘Haha, Yeah!’ Says Woman Unknowingly Agreeing to the Most Insane Conspiracy Theory She’s Ever Heard

Shocking! This Woman’s Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate Hot Cheetos Today

Sad! Nation Does More to Protect Children From TikTok Than Guns

Wow! This Woman’s Cramps Got So Bad Her Boyfriend Said ‘Aw, That Sucks’

Nepo Baby? This Woman Was Only Born Because Her Parents Were Alive First

How to Get Your Doctor to Believe You by Dying in Front of Them

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How to Celebrate the Anniversary of January 6 by Risking It All for a Man Who Doesn’t Care About You

Tragic! This Woman Died Trying to Out Pizza the Hut

Wow! This Woman’s Five Year Plan Is to Think About It Again in Five Years

‘I’m a Nice Guy!’ Screams Man

Study Finds There Just Aren’t Enough Places to Buy Soft Pretzels

REPORT: The Hospital Makes You Take the Baby Home and Then You Have to Take Care of It

CDC Announces People With COVID Can Cough on Person of Their Choosing

Wow! This Middle Aged Man Fell In Love With His Girlfriend on the Exact Day She Turned 18 and Not a Minute Earlier

Goals! This Woman Has a Master’s Degree She Often Forgets About

Red Flag? Nothing Seems to Be Wrong With This Man