Author Archives for Lauren Grimaldi

Wow! This Woman’s Favorite Snack is Carcinogens

Woman’s Creativity Stifled by Having to Think of Original Idea

Woman Earns Promotion by Being Really Good at Sending Emails From the Toilet

‘I Thrive Off of Feedback!’ Says Woman Who Cries if It Isn’t Good

Sad! This Woman’s Coworkers Realized She Is Competent and Trustworthy

I LIVED IT: I Suggested This Meeting Could Have Been an Email but Then I Had to Read an Email

Woman’s Best Childhood Memories Mostly Just Watching TV

Weird! Woman’s Screen Time Lines Up Exactly With Amount of Time She Was Supposed to Be Working

I LIVED IT: They Added Me to the Call

Push Present? Woman Bought Herself Something Nice After Taking a Huge Shit

Bill Clinton Says Andrew Cuomo Has the Sexual Misconduct Skills to Become President Someday

‘I Look So Cute Today,’ Says Woman Whose Ass Is a Swamp

Woman Celebrates One Year Anniversary of Being Annoyed at Job

Woman Who Requested Quiet Ride Spends Entire Time Wondering if Uber Driver Mad at Her

JD Vance Gives Self Black Eye Just to Get Some Attention

‘When Will I Get to Relax?’ Says Woman Who Watches Five Hours of TV a Day

Woman Done for the Day at 10 AM

‘I Love Older Men,’ Says Woman Who Only Means Celebrities

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