Author Archives for Laura Fabius

Cowl Necklines for When You Want to Cosplay Cattle in a Yoke

The Best Anti-Aging Creams Under $30 That Unfortunately Are Sunblock

Influencer Posting Selfies as If There Are No War Crimes Happening Right Now

Beep Beep! This Car Makes Feminine Beeps

woman with fedora and hat holding fern in front of face

How to Avoid Running Into Your Ex by Wearing a Hat, Sunglasses, and Always Carrying a Large Fern

Woman Unsure What Life Will be Like When She Can’t Masturbate at Three in the Afternoon

Not Sure If Dad Meant to Instagram That Photo of Grass

Tell Us Your Sign and We’ll Tell You if Your Birthday Will be Considered Non-Essential Business

Scallion in Cup of Water Growing BIG TIME

Why I Don’t Need to Get Married to be Fulfilled Because I Sang a Duet With a Boy Once

Clitoris Fish Not Getting Nearly Enough Attention