Author Archives for Jerry Abejo

How To Hide GWAR From Your Girlfriends

Unlocked Bathroom

Try These Five Great Toilet-Hovering Techniques

“Fusty” Mistaken For Compliment

Mudroom Ignored

I’m Too Cultured to Admit This Tastes Bad

Egg Freezing Debate Tabled for Later

Support Your Man with These 8 Fake Laughs

Distract People from Your Pregnant Belly with Shoulder Parrots

I Can’t See What My Elbows Look Like and It’s Driving Me Crazy

Check Out This Bitchin’ Pantsuit

6 Ways to Wear a Muumuu and Not Look Lazy

Ten Things You Didn’t Know You Could Eat for Comfort