Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt

Heterochromia Wasted On Dog

Nice! New Anti-Aging Procedure Just Straight Up Transfers Your Consciousness to Anne Hathaway

Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’

Scary! Younger Brother Is Someone’s Best Friend’s Annoying Boyfriend

Patriarchy Win! Man Who Never Once Wore Sunscreen Hottest at 65

Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling

Woman Would Have Awesome Thoughts if She Were Comfortable With Even One Minute of Boredom

‘I Wish I Were Sick so I Could Take a Break,’ Says Woman Unaware She Can Just Take a Break

Woman Unsure if She’s Sweaty Because of Caffeine, Medication, Anxiety, Fear, or General Vibe

QUIZ: Is It Fool’s Spring or Genius’ Legitimate Spring?

Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers

Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That

Nice! This Woman Needs Every Single One of Her Senses to Be Distracted in Order to Think

TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad

QUIZ: Is He a Thoughtful, Considerate Person in Touch With His Feminine Side or Is He Just Crossing His Legs?

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