Author Archives for Evelyn Frick

Cool! This Actor Just Used Her Residuals to Make a Wish Upon a Well

Fuck! Ceiling Light Has Nicer Boob Than You

Too Soon to Tell if Approaching Stroller Carrying Ugly Baby or Beautiful Dog

Woman in Meeting Wishing She Were Lizard on Rock

Good for Her! This Woman Just Thrifted a Baby

Why I Stopped Working Out to Lose Weight and Started Working Out to Look Like a Buff Kangaroo

Aw! This Woman and Her Dog Got Matching Hysterectomies

Skinny Jeans? These Levi’s Are on Ozempic

How to Buy Extra Soft Tofu Without Thinking of Him

REPORT: Boss Baby Also Nepo Baby

Quiet Quitting? This Woman Died in Her Sleep

How I’m Celebrating Hanukkah This Year By Switching to An Oil-Based Lube

How to Get in the Christmas Spirit by Giving Incense to Babies

Rude! These Men Are Playing a Loud Game While I’m Trying to Eat My Hot Dog in Peace

Woman Trying Sugar Waxing Even Though It Means Being Hurt by the Thing She Loves Most

How to Complain About Pollen Without Slut-Shaming Plants

Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation