Author Archives for Evelyn Frick

Quiet Quitting? This Woman Died in Her Sleep

How I’m Celebrating Hanukkah This Year By Switching to An Oil-Based Lube

How to Get in the Christmas Spirit by Giving Incense to Babies

Rude! These Men Are Playing a Loud Game While I’m Trying to Eat My Hot Dog in Peace

Woman Trying Sugar Waxing Even Though It Means Being Hurt by the Thing She Loves Most

How to Complain About Pollen Without Slut-Shaming Plants

Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation

Seagull Choking Down Hotdog on the Beach Living the Life You Wish You Had

Extreme Hoarders? This Family Is Wealthy

Lovely Lady Lumps? This Woman Has Stress Hives

Santa Baby? Santa Is Age Regressing

Safe Sex? Please Stop Having Sex With My Safe

This Woman Is Finally Using Her Communications Degree to Logistically Coordinate a Threesome

Uh Oh! This Coven of Witches Is Also an MLM

Ethical Non-Monogamy? This Throuple is Discussing the Trolley Problem

Disney Adult? This Woman Wants to Know the Location of Mike Wazowski’s Asshole

Does He Give You Unconditional Support Or Is He A Bunch of Milk Crates Stacked On Top of One Another?

I Went to Lollapalooza and Got the Delta Variant. Here’s Why I’m Focusing on the Fact That I Also Got HPV