Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Wow! This Woman Stopped Waiting for Love to Find Her and Started Waiting for Wealth to Find Her

Couple Falls in Love Over Shared Passion for Not Being Single

Wow! This Woman Is Spending Her Hottest Years Thinking They’re Ahead of Her

Huh! New Pants Not Changing Every Single Aspect of Woman’s Life Like She Expected

Woman Surveying Ingredients in Fridge Like Frazzled Contestant on Baking Show

PDA Much? This Woman Just Mentioned She Has a Boyfriend

Woman Goes on Walk to Boost Happiness and Run to Destroy It

Candid Photo Takes 128 Tries

Wow! The Only Place This Woman Has Ever Exercised Is the McDonald’s Ball Pit

Woman’s Favorite Memories Whichever Ones She Got Good Photos From

Woman Wearing Warm Sweatpants Straight From Dryer as Close to Inner Peace as She’ll Ever Be

‘Dogs Love Me,’ Says Woman Who Has No Real Way of Knowing That

Air Freshener Doing the Best It Can

Woman Most at Peace in Wide-Open Meadow or During Five-Hour TV Binge

Woman Deleting Photos to Save Storage Like Sailor Scooping Water Out of Sinking Boat

Woman Sets Aspirational Alarm

Hibernating Bear Definitely Still Wants to Be Invited

Automaker Launches Line of Self-Pleasuring Cars

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