Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Woman Tidying Up Apartment Committed to Keeping It Neat Until Next Time She Enters

‘Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?’ Asks Man Who’s Definitely About to Compare You to a Summer’s Day

Troubling Study Finds Birthday Not Soon

Woman’s Favorite Weather Never the One Happening Now

Couple Vowing to Love and Cherish Each Other for as Long as They Both Shall Live Starting to Sound Clingy

‘I Just Want to Meet Someone the Old-Fashioned Way,’ Says Woman Opening eHarmony

Woman Who Forgot to Defrost Steak Overnight Hopes Two Minutes on Countertop Good Enough

Woman Making Game-Time Decision Between ‘So Nice to Meet You’ and ‘So Good to See You Again’

Woman on Hike Awed by Nature’s Bountiful Lock Screen Options

Crumbs on Bed About to Be Floor’s Problem

Woman Blasts Past Serving Size in First Two Bites

The Next Julia Child? This Child Is Named Julia

Woman Typing ‘SASSYSUMMERSTYLE’ Into Promo Code Box Just in Case

Woman Still Riding High of Period Ending Six Days Ago

‘I’m in My Exercise Era,’ Says Woman Who’s in Her Exercise Clothes Era

Woman Revels in Magnificent Triumph of Correctly Guessing Password She Created

Woman Enjoys 37 Glorious Seconds Between Waking Up and Thinking

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