Author Archives for Dylan Reynolds

I LIVED IT: I Made My Boyfriend Exfoliate and He Molted Into a Butterfly

How to See a Pregnant Person Without Romanticizing Your Time in the Womb

Woman Nostalgic for Time in Life When Nostalgia Not a Prerequisite for Joy

How to Describe Where You See Yourself in Five Years Without Using the Word ‘Horizontal’

Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Carbon Dating Them

Social Interaction Mostly Spent Pretending You Didn’t Just Spit on Person’s Face

Slow and Steady! This Tortoise Is Newly Single and Doesn’t Want to Rush Into Anything

Man Basks in Tender Warmth of Being Technically Correct

Couple Goals! This Woman Only Has Two Goals

Basically Vegetarian! This Woman Eats Meat but Feels Guilty About It

We Asked 50 Men to Explain Why They’re Single. None of Them Were Right.

How to Text Back ‘Ok’ Even Though You Honestly Have a Lot Going on Right Now

Woman Adjusts Thermostat From Sweltering 70 Degrees to Bone-Chilling 69 Degrees

Wow! This Man Insulted a Woman 47 Times on His Way to Calling Her Hot

How I Learned to Live in the Moment by Watching the Video Without Checking the Comments First

How to Be Friends With an Ambivert Even Though They Spend Half the Time Submerged in Water

I LIVED IT: I Was Running Slightly Ahead of Schedule so Now I’m Running 2 Hours Behind Schedule

Out of Touch? Friend Not Caught Up on News You Read While They Were Talking to You

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