Author Archives for Dylan Reynolds

‘Women in Their 30s Are Single for a Reason,’ Says Man Who Is That Reason

It’s 10 Degrees Warmer Outside. Here’s Why It’s Time to Go off All My Meds.

Woman Showing Doctor Where It Hurts Just Gesturing Broadly at World

Plan to Embark on Lifelong Health Journey Derailed by Friend Asking to Do Happy Hour Later

Embarrassing! This Woman Had Pleasant, Uncomplicated Feelings About a Piece of Art

First Date Mostly Spent Confirming That Music in Fact Good

Deep Clean? This Guy Just Kinda Sprayed Febreze Everywhere

Breaking the Fourth Wall? Uber Driver Joining in on Shit Talk

5 Skincare Hacks That Won’t Make Your Skin as Soft as Man Who Uses Hand Soap on Face

Woman Spends First Half of Concert Buying Beer, Spends Second Half of Concert Pissing Beer

I LIVED IT: My Therapist Called Me Her Client

Plant Dad? This Guy Has Something Growing Under His Fingernails

How to Break Up a Task Into So Many Manageable Pieces That You Get Overwhelmed and Quit

Woman Who Hasn’t Cooked in 4 Years Paranoid She Left Stove On

Morning Coffee Pick-Me-Up Boosts Negative Self-Talk to 1.5x Speed

Woman Doing Dry January Except for 14 Special Occasions

Therapist Anxious You Only Like Her for Her Mental Health Expertise

‘I’m Not Susceptible to Advertising,’ Says Woman Who Sure Seems to Spend a Lot of Money on Bullshit