Author Archives for Dylan Reynolds

Token Quiet Friend Actually Leader of Powerful Gossip Cartel

30-Year-Old Man Decides It’s Finally Time to Start Taking Dating 23-Year-Olds Seriously

Woman Filibusters Therapy Session by Reciting Entire Plot of ‘Emily in Paris’ Season 1

‘Why Aren’t My Antidepressants Working?’ Asks Woman Taking Big Swig of Depressant

Fall Vibes! This Couple Went Apple Picking and Caused the Fall of Man

How to Stay Humble Even Though You Experience the World More Deeply and Correctly Than Everyone Else

Halloween Serving as Terrifying Annual Reminder to Woman That Children Exist

‘I Should Go Back to School,’ Says Woman Who Should Probably Just Get a Library Card

How I Scored My Dream Job by Eating Out the LinkedIn Recruiter Bot