Author Archives for Carolyn Ten Eyck

Woman Still Torn on Throwing Away Fifth Grade Binder Full of Bullet Points About Fungi

Half of Grocery Trip Spent in Furious Internal Debate About Mint Milanos

REPORT: Mom Has 400 Pictures of Daffodils Backed Up on the External Hard Drive

Horse Girl Longs for Sun on Her Haunches Again

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Pizza Lysol-ed

Sarah’s Wearing Dad’s Old Flannel Shirt Even Though He’s Not Even Dead Yet