Author Archives for Brandon Follick

Why We Need to Make More Space for Women Merging Onto the Highway

I LIVED IT: I Got Dumped Via QR Code

Are You Ready to Move in Together or Do You Still Need Time to Explain What Mid-Century Boho Is?

Wow! This Woman Walked Past a Mirror Being Thrown Away on the Street and Didn’t Take a Selfie

How to Dye Your Hair at Home Without Unpacking All Your Traumas

Ah Fuck: Person You’re Making Small Talk With Now Trying to Make Plans

Smithsonian Zoo Plans Prom in Hopes That Giant Pandas Enter Pact to Lose Virginity

Weird! This Woman Was So Enthusiastic During a Job Interview Until They Asked Her to Start Next Week

How to Accept Your Post-Pandemic Body by Going Outside and Announcing, ‘Come and Get It, Boys’

Why I Stopped Blogging and Started Driving Around Town Screaming Out My Window

‘Sorry, I Forgot How to Talk to Humans,’ Says Woman to Party Host’s Cactus

How to Recognize Your Negative Thoughts and At Least Hear Them Out

Melinda Gates Looking Forward to Guiltlessly Using Her MacBook

We’re Microdosing Our Baby With Baby Botox. Here’s Why

Amazing! This Woman Delivered Her Dissertation Without Saying, ‘But I Could Be Wrong’

Why I Support Higher Taxes on Corporations That Don’t Send Me Free Stuff

I Gave a Mouse a Cookie And Now I’m in a Toxic, One-Sided Relationship

Man Pretty Angry for Someone Who Has Never Had Their Rights Settled by a Supreme Court Case

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