Author Archives for Brandon Follick

‘Sorry, I Forgot How to Talk to Humans,’ Says Woman to Party Host’s Cactus

How to Recognize Your Negative Thoughts and At Least Hear Them Out

Melinda Gates Looking Forward to Guiltlessly Using Her MacBook

We’re Microdosing Our Baby With Baby Botox. Here’s Why

Amazing! This Woman Delivered Her Dissertation Without Saying, ‘But I Could Be Wrong’

Why I Support Higher Taxes on Corporations That Don’t Send Me Free Stuff

I Gave a Mouse a Cookie And Now I’m in a Toxic, One-Sided Relationship

Man Pretty Angry for Someone Who Has Never Had Their Rights Settled by a Supreme Court Case

Man Who Hurt You Upset You Told People He Hurt You

I Don’t Care Who My Daughter Brings Home, as Long as They Don’t Wear Skinny Jeans

Slay! This Private Prison is Woman-Owned

QUIZ: Are All Your Friends Investing to Drive Up Stock Prices Behind Your Back?

First-Born COVID Strain Jealous of Widespread Fear New Variants Are Getting

Nation Pens Op-Ed Urging Donald Trump to Drop the ‘President’ Title

Aw! This Woman Got in the Holiday Spirit by Making an Advent Calendar of Her Birth Control

Love Wins! This Gay Couple Adopted a Highway

Friend Abridging Story to Make it Covid-Friendly

CDC Panel of Experts Will Determine Vaccine Priority Based on Results of Beauty Pageant

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