Author Archives for Annie Ertle

Woman Her Most Creative, Inspired Self When Texting at a Red Light

Why We Should Eat the Rich, But Spare the Ones Who Pass Out Big Candy Bars

Aprés Ski Vibes! This Woman Is Drinking in a Turtleneck

Nice! Judgemental Woman Rebranding as ‘Discerning’

Humble Saint Who Lives Among Us? Woman Going to Work Even Though It’s Her Birthday

Brave! This Woman Started Gossiping Without First Checking Her Friends for Wires

Nice! Woman Well Within Budget as Long as Landlord Forgets to Collect Rent This Month

Sunburn - Reductress

Grown Woman Going to Extraordinary Measures to Conceal Sunburn From Mom

Easy-to-Follow Hair Tutorial Requires Three More Arms Than Woman Currently Possesses

Quote Used to Rally Troops in WWII Now Motivating Woman to Send Scary Email

Eerie! Live Photo Captures Exact Moment Woman’s Smile Drops

Woman Enjoys Body of Water for 3 Whole Minutes Before Wondering What Secrets Hide in Its Depths

Performance-Enhancing Drug? This Woman Just Popped a Lactaid

Restorative Hour in Nature Followed by Stressful Week of Googling Lyme Disease

Darn! Woman Planned on Calling Into Work Sick With Dead Worm in Brain, But Now It’ll Seem Fake

Woman Somehow Fails Her Color Analysis

Woman Plays It Cool by Waiting a Week to Answer Work Emails

Real Life ‘Tiny Desk Concert’? Coworker Is Chewing Loudly

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