Author Archives for Seth Rubin

5 Heartbreaking Pics of Dips With No Chips

Nation’s Teens Roll Out Plan to Teach Younger Cousins to Smoke Weed Virtually This Fall

How to… Pop a Wheelie? That Can’t Be Right

This Woman Got High and Listened to Philip Glass in the Shower and When She Got Out She Was Better at Math

6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’

How to Socially Distance When You’re the Old Crone Who Lives Inside the ATM and Hands People Their Money Through the Slot

Wow! Great Horned Owl? More Like Great Horny Owl! Geez This Owl is Horny!

This Comet Only Appears in the Sky Once Every 6,000 Years Because it Needs Some Space

This Woman Died at Disney World – From Having Too Much Fun! And Also COVID-19

Same, Girl! This Ham is Spiraling

Problematic? This Cat Hates Jazz

Wow! These 5 Fiona Apple Songs Are Actually About a Specific Muppet

Should We Train Lobsters to be Waiters So We Can Keep Going to Applebee’s?

Here You Go: Fifteen Sexy, Unproblematic Eels

Trendy Quarantine Cocktails to Make When You Only Have One Bottle of Vermouth and No Ice

Passover Win! This Woman Eats Every Meal While Reclining

Horny! This Woman Is Horny

Relatable! This House Is Settling