Author Archives for Abe Messing

Yes! Paywall Saves Woman From Having to Read Long Article

Ass Man Thrilled to Receive Butt Dial

How to Keep Your Vibrator Clean by Soaking It an a Bucket of Warm Water Like an Ice Cream Scooper

Woman Who Liked Photo Dump Without Viewing Every Slide Accidentally Endorses ISIS

6900? This Couple Likes Giving Each Other Oral While Two Losers Watch

Overnight Success? This Woman Came in Her Sleep

Aww! These Businessmen Came to an Agreement So They Held Hands For a Bit

Yikes! This Woman’s White Noise Generator Just Made a Weird Comment About Affirmative Action

IN: Penis! OUT: Penis. IN: Penis!

Short Man Flirting With You at the Store Offers to Grab Item Off Bottom Shelf

Child Holding Seashell Up to Ear Enchanted by Sounds of White Woman’s Bathroom

Quadruple Threat! Barbra Streisand Has a Knife

This Pussy Isn’t Going To Eat Itself! But It Will Throw Itself Up

God Complex? This Woman Thinks She Can Effectively Brush Cheese Off the Counter With Her Hand

Housemate Leaves Kitchen Sink Full of Leverage

Do You Have IBS or Does Your Asshole Just Have ADHD?