Author Archives for Abe Messing

Cool Baby Drinking From Bottle With Pierced Nipple Cover

REPORT: There Was Plenty of Room on the Raft to Make Rose’s Ass Twice as Big

Autopsy Confirms Bite Marks on Corpse Came From Someone With Beautiful Smile

Jar Of Husband’s Ashes Impossible To Open Without Help

Standing Desk Health Benefits Include Stronger Orgasms While Watching Porn at Work

Woman Mainly Just Uses Suction Vibrator for Vacuuming Crumbs

Wedding Photographer Does Divorces Too

How to Make Him Hard Again by Putting the Cum Back in His Dick

‘101 Recipes to Try Before You Die’ Cookbook Closes Out With Cyanide Muffin

Help! My Ex-Boyfriend and I Are Going Through a Rough Patch

How to Get the Respect You Deserve by Rolling on the Floor and Begging

Fuck Yes! Duck Gently Passing Over Wave

Extremely Fun: This Woman Yells ‘See Yuh!’ Out Loud Before Swiping Left

Woman’s Life Flashes Before Her Eyes as She Glimpses ‘Shake Well’ on Drink Already Entering Her Mouth

Man Who Tied Cherry Stem in a Knot With Hands Must Be Great at Fingering

Woman Always Gets Her Best Ideas In Golden Shower

No-nonsense Woman Not Sticking Around for Entire Digital Confetti Display

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Tragic! This Man’s Jawline Is Nice Because He Talks a Lot