‘I Feel Like the Day Is Getting Away From Me,’ Says Woman Who Is Going to Sit Motionless for the Next Six Hours
Woman Who Waited Too Long to Introduce Herself to Neighbor Forced to Address Them With Small Nod for Rest of Time
‘I Practice Intermittent Fasting,’ Says Woman Who Ran Out of Her Favorite Snacks and Went to Bed Early
Jesus Wondering if He’s Going to Get Two Sets of Presents for His Birthday and Christmas, or Just One