Tag Archive: Food

Gratitude Journal - Reductress

Writer in Quarantine Finally Has Time to Sit Down and Write Best Grocery List of Her Life

REPORT: Food-to-Poop Ratio Way Off

4 Old Irish Poems to Recite Instead of Commenting On Someone’s Eating

Uh Oh! Man Referring to Food as ‘Fuel’

‘This Food Tastes Like Ass,’ Says Man Who’s Never Eaten Ass

How to Trick Yourself Into Taking a Compliment By Hiding It in Your Food

Ways to Reward Yourself Without Food As If Such a Thing Were Possible

Sexy Updos That Might Save You From Getting Food in Your Hair

Recipes That Are Missing the Instruction ‘Call Your Mom Scream-Crying’

very old woman preparing food in her old country style kitchen

Grandma Pulls a Fucking 180 on How Much She Wants You to Eat at Thanksgiving

Torture Yourself With These Food Videos, You Psycho

Phone Conversation With Mom Just A List Of Things Daughter Ate Today

Woman Looking at Menu Prices Has Yet to Look at Actual Food Offered

Quick Snacks To Eat In The Three Minutes It Takes To Microwave Your Meal

Drinks To Let Him Buy You Because Birth Control Costs $50 A Pack

5 Vegetarian Dishes That Look Like Real Meat When You Burn Them

4 Açaí Bowls That You’re Just Going To Point To Instead of Pronouncing

Nummies - Reductress

Food Delivery Hacks to Have Your Order Brought Directly into Your Gaping Maw