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Woman Not Smart Enough for Regular Jeopardy, Not Famous Enough for Celebrity Jeopardy

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REPORT: Pleasure of Orange Outweighed by Labor of Peel

Fun! This Employee Is a Personality Layoff

Brain Fog Upgraded to Brain Severe Weather Event

Early Retirement? This Woman Is Unemployed

REPORT: Sometimes It’s OK to Feel Less ‘Hot to Go’ and More ‘Ugly for Here’

Pride Win! This Corporation Believes Money Is Money

Mutant Mole Man on Outskirts of Society Thinks You’re a 4

Newest Tote Bag Crowned Holder of All Other Tote Bags

Dad Still Buried Underneath Ties From Father’s Days Past

Woman With Common Cold Going to Take It Easy for Next Few Months

Hospitable! Wedding Hosts Providing Farewell Breakfast to Find Out Who Fucked

Woman Finally Starting to Enjoy Song After 100th Listen

Woman’s Entire Notes App Just Apologetic Text Message Drafts

Pedestrian Willing to Risk It All for Right of Way

‘I’m a Textbook INFJ,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know Her Blood Type

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