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Woman Brings Running Shoes on Vacation in Case She Has Time to Become a Completely Different Person

Woman Uses Her One Day Off to Successfully Fuck Up Her Entire Sleep Schedule

‘Love You Like a Sister,’ Says Woman Who Used to Bite Her Sister

REPORT: Coffee Text More Embarrassing Than Drunk Text

Aww! Woman-Hating Father Raises Man-Hating Daughter

‘Sorry, Just Now Seeing This!’ Says God to Universe’s Prayers for Mercy

Anti-Car Culture Woman Prepared to Throw It All Away for a Ride to the Beach

Confident Woman Writes ‘The Normal Amount’ Under Expected Salary on Job Application

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Celebrate the Graduates in Your Life by Not Telling Them What Happens Next

Sad! Mom Doesn’t Realize Songs She Grew Up With Were Originally Sung by the Glee Cast

Delusions of Grandeur? This Woman Has Self-Esteem

Prepared Woman Has Sunscreen in Three Different States of Matter

Beautiful, Hot Day Perfect for Staying Inside

Good Song Makes Woman Think She’s a Runner for 1 Minute and 41 Seconds

Performance-Enhancing Drug? This Woman Just Popped a Lactaid

Woman Enters ‘Are My Elementary School Teachers Dead by Now?’ Stage of Insomnia

‘I Really Need to Start Making Money,’ Says American Woman With Full-Time Job

Server Leaves Note on Napkin Confirming You’re Her Favorite Customer

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