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Woman Misses Window for Spring Cleaning, Will Try Again Next Year

Dermatologists Hate Her! This Woman Has Cancelled Her Appointment Last Minute Three Times in a Row

I LIVED IT: I Applied Sunscreen to My Back and Now My Arm Is Stuck There

Parks Department Tells Women to Stop Asking Bears to Walk Them to Their Car

Slay! This Woman Supports Small Local Businesses When She Needs to Use Their Bathroom

Woman Looks Forward to Taking Off Bra and Fake Personality After a Long Day at Work

Woman Brings Running Shoes on Vacation in Case She Has Time to Become a Completely Different Person

Woman Uses Her One Day Off to Successfully Fuck Up Her Entire Sleep Schedule

‘Love You Like a Sister,’ Says Woman Who Used to Bite Her Sister

REPORT: Coffee Text More Embarrassing Than Drunk Text

Aww! Woman-Hating Father Raises Man-Hating Daughter

‘Sorry, Just Now Seeing This!’ Says God to Universe’s Prayers for Mercy

Anti-Car Culture Woman Prepared to Throw It All Away for a Ride to the Beach

Confident Woman Writes ‘The Normal Amount’ Under Expected Salary on Job Application

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Celebrate the Graduates in Your Life by Not Telling Them What Happens Next

Sad! Mom Doesn’t Realize Songs She Grew Up With Were Originally Sung by the Glee Cast

Delusions of Grandeur? This Woman Has Self-Esteem

Prepared Woman Has Sunscreen in Three Different States of Matter

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