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Woman Buys 72-Pack of Gel Pens Despite Not Having Written Anything Down Since 2011

‘Register to Vote!’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know if She’s Registered to Vote

How to Compliment Your Boyfriend Without Bringing up His Costco Membership

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Woman Comforted Knowing Others Throughout History Have Experienced Pain of Takeout Order Mix-up

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