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Woman Who Didn’t Break a Sweat Making Big Show of Wiping Down Gym Equipment

One of the Good Ones! This Man Only Hates Women a Little Bit

Why I Deleted Hinge and Started Hanging Out on the Docks

Woman Embarks on Ceremonial Switching of A/C From Cool to Heat

Jealous? This Dog Is Being Put Down

Inclusivity Win! Skeleton Has Terrible Posture

‘I Always Thought He Was Ugly,’ Says Friend Not Waiting for the Breakup

‘Voting Won’t Save Us’ Says Person Doing Nothing Else to Help Save Us

Woman Unsure if She Has a Low Sex Drive Because of Her Depression or Because of Her Antidepressants

Impressive! This Squirrel Has More in Savings Than You Do

Networking Event All Weird Dudes

Wedding Speech Will Get Around to Bride and Groom Eventually

Nepo? Generational Hurricane Riding Last Generational Hurricane’s Tailwinds

Woman Contains Multitudes, but Not That Many

Uh Oh! Friend Discussing Conspiracy Theory Not Calling It a Conspiracy Theory

Nice! Financial Irresponsibility Mistaken for Generosity

Fuck! Woman Who Usually Showers at Night Finding Morning Shower Energizing

Government Left Unprepared for Monthly Once-in-a-Generation Hurricane

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