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Delusional Woman Thinks Her Mid-Life Crisis Is Actually Her Quarter-Life Crisis

I LIVED IT: Too Hot for Comforter, Too Cold for Light Blanket

Aww! Woman Who Believed in Herself Was Wrong

Halloween Serving as Terrifying Annual Reminder to Woman That Children Exist

‘My Job Is So Stressful,’ Says Woman Reading News at Work to Act Busy

Woman Remakes Favorite Meal at Home a Little Worse and for More Money

How My Incompetence at Work Helped Me Achieve My Dream of Becoming Unemployed

Woman Waiting to Pay Parking Tickets Just in Case Government Forgets About Them

I LIVED IT: They Turned My Favorite Abandoned Warehouse Into a Trendy Nightclub

Women Receiving Good News Now Stressed About Change

‘I Love Fall Fashion,’ Says Woman Who Loves Wearing One Old Sweatshirt

‘It’s Spooky Season’ Says Woman Just Talking About Life

‘I’m a Great Listener,’ Says Woman Who’s Still Talking

Wow! This Woman Listened So Actively She Tore Her ACL

Terrifying! Haunted House to Play Slack Notification Sound on Repeat

Man Shocked at How Often He Has to Clean Toilet Bowl Despite Constantly Pissing and Shitting in It

‘I Love Scary Movies!’ Says Woman Who Just Likes the Part of Jennifer’s Body Where They Kiss

Man Unaware That Not Believing in Astrology Is the Most Capricorn Thing He Could Do

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