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Donald Trump Nominates Movies as Secretary of Education

Donald Trump Nominates Plastic Six-Pack Rings as Head of the EPA

Woman With No Savings Decides to Go to Europe

Dog Vibes! Woman Eats All Her Meals out of the Same Bowl

Fuck! Leaving Twitter No Longer Enough to Get Away From Elon Musk

Woman Treats Self by Finally Cleaning Her Water Bottle

This Woman Would Have a Balanced Diet if She Didn’t Have to Wash Produce

Woman Living on Takis and Zyn Pouches Alarmed by Lack of Energy

Woman Gives Post-Election Pep Talk to IUD

Mayor Adams Relieved to No Longer Be the Most Corrupt Leader in Nation

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Jealous! This Nation Regularly Elects Female Leaders

Woman’s Situationship Blissfully Unaware of Cruel, Hyperspecific Nickname Her Friends Use for Him

Latte Used as Excuse for Woman’s Secret, Shameful Desire to Drink Glass of Milk

Woman Who Stopped Therapy Not So Smug Now

Woman Way Too Many Farts in to Keep Acknowledging Each One

JD Vance Celebrates Victory Alone Inside Furniture Store

Congressional Republicans Gain Control of Both Fallopian Tubes

Wow! Woman Concedes Gracefully Without Siccing Violent Mob on Nation’s Capitol

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