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Woman Contains Multitudes, but Not That Many

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Nice! Financial Irresponsibility Mistaken for Generosity

Fuck! Woman Who Usually Showers at Night Finding Morning Shower Energizing

Government Left Unprepared for Monthly Once-in-a-Generation Hurricane

Woman Prescribed Lexapro to Manage Anxiety Caused by Wellbutrin

Jack-O-Lantern Really Regretting Buccal Fat Removal

Woman Who Just Did Laundry Luxuriating in Seemingly Endless Underwear

‘But What if That’s The Point?’ Counters Woman to Every Possible Criticism of Favorite Movie

Toxic Friend Only Texts When She Needs $20

Slutty Nurse Unsure What to Be for Halloween

Woman Works on Resetting Sleep Cycle by Spiraling at Same Time Every Night

‘Now Let’s Turn That Resistance up a Notch!’ Says Spin Instructor Who Doesn’t Get You at All

At Least Manic Woman Getting a Lot Done

New Study Shows That Ancient Human Ancestors Also Got Super Overstimulated at the Grocery Store

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