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Modern Day Narcissus? This Woman Is Lovingly Watching Her Instagram Story Back

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Token Quiet Friend Actually Leader of Powerful Gossip Cartel

Sexiest Man Alive? This Man Doesn’t Realize He’s on Mute

Cat Who Bit You Just Thought You Were Into Biting

30-Year-Old Man Decides It’s Finally Time to Start Taking Dating 23-Year-Olds Seriously

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How to Do Affirmations Without Feeling Like a Beautiful Powerful Loser

Donald Trump Nominates Movies as Secretary of Education

Donald Trump Nominates Plastic Six-Pack Rings as Head of the EPA

Woman With No Savings Decides to Go to Europe

Dog Vibes! Woman Eats All Her Meals out of the Same Bowl

Fuck! Leaving Twitter No Longer Enough to Get Away From Elon Musk

Woman Treats Self by Finally Cleaning Her Water Bottle

This Woman Would Have a Balanced Diet if She Didn’t Have to Wash Produce

Woman Living on Takis and Zyn Pouches Alarmed by Lack of Energy

Woman Gives Post-Election Pep Talk to IUD

Mayor Adams Relieved to No Longer Be the Most Corrupt Leader in Nation

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