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Woman Excited to Celebrate New Year in Which Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong

Woman Makes Friends Remove Their Outside Clothes Before Sitting on Her Couch

Stolen Valor? Woman Signs Card Even Though She Didn’t Contribute to Gift

Santa Will Give Anything Except His Elves a Living Wage

Woman Afraid to Commit to Big Piece of Art Hangs 27 Ugly Little Ones Instead

How to Navigate the Airport With the Confidence of the Kid From Love Actually

REPORT: Grinch’s Pubes Shockingly Super Normal

How to Show Him You’re Excited He’s Home by Pissing on the Floor a Little

Adult Hot Chocolate Fan Enjoying One Month Break From Being Pariah

Nice! Woman Recoups Her Gender Pay Gap Losses at Office Holiday Party Open Bar

Aw! Friend’s Birthday Just an Excuse to Post Wedding Dress Again

Awkward! Woman Runs Out of Things to Talk to Herself About

Toxic? Job the Kind Where They Make You Have an Email Address

Woman Gleefully Letting Every Life Problem Become January Thing

Owner Who Doesn’t Let Dog Sit on Couch Missing the Point of Dog

Wow! New Christmas Pop Song Somehow Finds Novel Way to Allude to Fucking Santa

Woman Getting Disturbing Number of Compliments After Washing Hair

‘Why Is There So Much Evil in the World,’ Says Person After One Car Honked at Them

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