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Woman Cancels Plans After Realizing Her Skin Is Sooooo Soft

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Incredible! Single Woman Brushing Teeth Before Bed Even Though No One Would Know if She Didn’t

How to Play With His Balls Even Though Sports Aren’t Really Your Thing

Progressive! Man Boycotting Super Bowl Until His Shitty Team Is in It

Woman Waves for Driver to Go Ahead and Strike Her Where She Stands

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How to Send a Follow-Up Text Without Sounding Like It’s All You’ve Been Thinking About

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