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Woman Who Set 19 Alarms Annoyed So Many Alarms Going Off

Whoa! This Woman Somehow Got Negative Steps in a Day

Uh Oh! The Federal Government Ended DEI Hires and Now There Are No Straight Men in Musical Theater

Nation of Immigrants Mostly Focused on Getting Rid of Them

QUIZ: Is She Playing Hard to Get or Is She Running From You at Full Speed?

Trump Promises to Provide Trans Community With Other Ways to Get PTSD

Wow! This Woman Is Scared the TSA Will Find Drugs in Her Bag Despite Never Having Drugs

High School Sophomore Unaware They Only Have Year Left Before Class Clown Behavior Becomes Sad

Woman Celebrates One Extra Minute of Sunlight Because Everything Else Is Shit

REPORT: Sex Once Again Thwarted by Getting So Sleepy

How to Break Up a Task Into So Many Manageable Pieces That You Get Overwhelmed and Quit

Woman Pauses Reading to Flip Longingly to Last Page of Book

Awkward! Dog Going in for Handshake While Woman Going in for Hug

Woman Who Yearns for Mall Culture Really Just Misses Having an Allowance

Republicans Gravely Offended by Sermon Preaching Christianity

I LIVED IT: I Thought I Was Deep Cleaning

Nice! Woman Reaches Goal by Reducing It Retroactively

U.S. Postal Service Reveals Flag Up Means Mailbox Aroused

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