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Real Life White Lotus? This Friend Group Hates Each Other

British Guy Thinks You’re Dating Him for His Accent and Not for Your Sworn Loyalty to Princess Diana

How Are You - Reductress

Woman Says Sorry to Inanimate Objects She Bumps Into More Than Man Has Ever Apologized in His Life

Woman Spends First Half of Concert Buying Beer, Spends Second Half of Concert Pissing Beer

4 Mascaras That Aren’t as Good as Getting to Rub Your Eyes Whenever You Want

REPORT: Two-Year-Old Has More Passion for Trains Than You’ve Ever Had for Anything in Your Life

Why I Fucked Up My Micro Bangs to Send a Message to My Outie

Why I Stopped Looking for Love and Started Focusing on Hip Mobility

Why I’m Selling My Eggs to Be Able to Afford Eggs

Good in Bed? This Woman Won’t Get Out of Bed

‘I Actually Prefer Coke Over Ketamine,’ Says Cool as Fuck Horse

New Haircut Puts Woman Back on Track to Achieve All Her Dreams

Anti-Capitalist Coffee Shop Opens at 9am

How I Queered My Workout by Not Doing Any of the Moves Right

‘Valentine’s Day Is Just an Excuse to Sell Stuff,’ Says Woman Who Wants the Stuff

RFK Jr. Says Plastic Straws Are Healthy Actually

Cat Wouldn’t Get You Anything Even if It Knew It Was Valentine’s Day

Donald Trump and Elon Musk Get Each Other Matching Human Rights Violations for Valentine’s Day

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