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Uh Oh! Woman Having Good Morning Makes Mistake of Checking Her Horoscope

SNAP Recipients Banned From Using Benefits on Food That Tastes Good

‘I Know How I’d Survive the Zombie Apocalypse,’ Says Man Who Will Die in Climate Apocalypse

Relatable! Economy Is Crashing Out

Affordable Box Dyes That Will Result in a $500 Color Correction

Woman Downplays High School Coolness to Convince Self She Didn’t Peak

Mutual Friends Unaware Each Given Huge List of Caveats About the Other Before Meeting

‘I’m a Perfectionist,’ Says Woman Who Just Likes Missing Deadlines

Lifestyle Creep? This Woman Took an Ambulance to the Hospital

Cultured Woman Really Appreciating Art Museum Gift Shop

‘It’s Just Allergies,’ Says Woman Crying Indoors

Trump Promises Consumers Won’t Bear the Cost of Tariffs Unless They Buy Something

Jesus Goes No Contact With God After Reading ‘Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents’

Man Fiercely Dependent

Cat Named After Beloved Deli Meat

Why I Stopped Waiting for an Apology and Just Fucked His Dad

Heterochromia Wasted On Dog

‘I Love Thrifting!’ Says Woman Who Loves Buying Things No Matter the Circumstances

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