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Amazing! Woman Renews Passport so She Can Go to Hospital Overseas

Woman Has No Idea How People Endured Cooking Before Podcasts

Nice! Woman Spends Half Her Workday Authenticating Her Identity to Different Apps

Patriarchy Win! Man Who Never Once Wore Sunscreen Hottest at 65

Woman Only Flosses Once It’s Too Late

REPORT: Shacket Pulling Shoat Duty

Nice! Old Credit Card Debt Paid Off With New Sexier Credit Card

Woman’s Neck Hurts Today From Accidentally Staring at Phone in Weird Position All Night

Department of Transportation Adds Lanes You Can Drift Into While Adjusting Playlist

Woman Texting Group Chat About Crush Double-Checks That ‘Atlantic’ Editor Not in Here

Woman’s Decision to Attend Sporting Event Based on How Bad She Wants a Hot Dog

Woman Showing Doctor Where It Hurts Just Gesturing Broadly at World

Woman Shocked by Her Low Account Balance Despite Having No Budget, Goals, or Self Control

Trump Signs Inflation Expansion Act

Man Wants You to Stop Being a Sheep and Just Trust the Federal Government

Cool! This Woman Can’t Focus on Anything Unless It Is a Distraction From Something Else

REPORT: Sandwich Too Wet

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